Season 3 Bumper Poster

Interested in seeing all those quick transitions that are before and after commercial breaks? You’ve come to the right place. After some research and asking questions, I have figured out that these Act In/Out Transitions are called Bumpers. So without further delay, enjoy all the bumpers from Season 3 (all 20 episodes).

Warning: Very Large File

Dimensions: 3600 x 6740

Width: 48 inches (4 ft)

Height:  89.87 inches ( 7.5 ft)

Size: 33.6 MB

All Season 3 Bumpers

All Season 3 Bumpers

Inside The Jokes: “The Business Trip”

This post is breaking down the jokes in this episode that you might not have understood or missed.

Ders does a little "Hype Williams"

Ders does a little “Hype Williams”

Cold Open 

  • Ders: “Before we get into that though, we got that surprise. Check it out. A little bit of Hype Williams!”

Act One

  • Ders: “It’s kind of a big deal for me. It’s my first business trip. Right? I’m like Steve Martin in that John Candy movie.”
  • Adam: “I thought you wanted to be like Steve Jobs and do a bunch of acid with us.”
  • Ders: “Oh. This thing? Hammacher Schlemmer…Also I got a GoJo if you want to borrow it for the ride home. ”
    • Hammacher Schlemmer: Retailer and mail order dealer.
    • GoJo: The only practical way to talk on your phone hands-free. Besides bluetooth…
Ders and his gadgets

Ders and his gadgets

  • Alice: “Yeah. She just got cornered by a couple of real knuckle draggers.”
    • Knuckle Draggers: Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.
  • Blake: “Fire! Fire! Fire!”

Act Two

  • Blake: “Yeah don’t worry. I played a lot of Area 51.”
    • Area 51: A first-person shooter survival video game based set in the mysterious Area 51 of southern Nevada.
  • Gale: “It’s unreal. All I can hear is the soundtrack from Drive…
    • Drive: A 2011 movie starring Ryan Gosling who is a Hollywood stunt performer who moonlights as a getaway driver. Trailer here.
  • Ders: “My trip is the same as yours. Crazy music, Tron soundtrack, Daft Punk just bouncing around in my head…”
    • Tron:A 2010 action science fiction film
    • Daft Punk: An electronic music group consisting of two French musicians. They were the DJ’s in the “Tron: Legacy” film.
"Daft Punk in my head"

“Daft Punk bouncing around in my head”

  • Alice: “Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson’s sisters?”
  • Adam: “Sorry it didn’t work out even though you had a decent size d**k, you don’t have moves like Jagger.”
    • Referring to Mick Jagger’s dance moves. (Lead singer from The Rolling Stones).
    • Also the song “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5.

Act Three

  • Blake: “You know I always thought God would be a slob like one of us. Not a busty little desk clerk. More of a stranger on the bus type. Ya know?”
    • Blake is using lyrics’s from Joan Osborne’s single “One of Us.”
    • “What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home.”
  • Adam: “You are really light by the way. Like child solider skinny. I could carry you into war Kony style”
    • Kony 2012: The  “Stop Kony” movement was to make African cult and militia leader, indicted war criminal and the International Criminal Court fugitive Joseph Kony globally known in order to have him arrested by the end of 2012.
Light

Alice is “child-soldier skinny”.

Act Four

“Booger Nights” Re-Run

Adam, Blake, & Ders Roast Bill

Adam, Blake, & Ders Roast Bill

What are the brahjes and brahjets suppose to do now that season 3 is over? Last night was the first Wednesday @ 10 that we haven’t been able to catch a new episode, but luckily Adam, Blake, and Ders have still found there place in the Wednesday @ 10 time slot. Last night Comedy Central aired the Season 3B (the second half of the season, Ep. 11) opener “Booger Nights”. So in honor of the the forever memorable sip the tip/Bill’s gun rage episode, I’ll post some fun info about the episode. S’ko:

The episode title, “Booger Nights” stems from the original movie “Boogie Nights“. The movie follows  a nightclub dishwasher as he rises to fame in the pornog industry. Classy I know.

Adam, Blake, and Ders dress up as characters from 3 movies, actually all starring Mike Myers, so I will hook you up with some knowledge:

Ders – Austin Powers

Anders as "Austin Powers"

Anders as “Austin Powers”

Blake – Wayne Campbell

Blake as Wayne Campbell from "Wayne's World"

Blake as Wayne Campbell from “Wayne’s World”

Adam – Maurice Pitka

Adam as Maurice Pitka from "The Love Guru"

Adam as Maurice Pitka from “The Love Guru”

Now do you understand the episode a little more? Isn’t it a little bit funnier? No? Then I guess you really are a fan of some funny movies. Good for you!

And if you didn’t like this post…well then…that’s a chop.

Season 3 DVD Release

Season 3 has come to an end after 20 episodes and will be available on DVD & Blu-ray June 18th! Be sure to pick up your copy. Don’t use the internet for the wrong reasons like “beiberhole69“. At almost $1 an episode, downloading would be so loose butthole. But don’t act on that phrase literally…like Topher…

Inside The Jokes: “The Future is Gnar”

Season 3, Episode 20: “The Future is Gnar”

This post is breaking down the jokes in this episode that you might not have understood or missed. You can read my review on the episode here.

"The Future is Gnar " Screenshot

“The Future is Gnar ” Screenshot

Cold Open

  •  Montez: “Tom Green? You shoulda got Scott Caan.”
    • Tom Green: A Canadian actor, writer, and comedian (Freddy Got Fingered, Road Trip, Stealing Harvard)
    • Scott Caan: An American actor (Hawaii Five-O, Entourage)
  • Adam: “Oh I get it. And we come in and clean bat up…”
    • Adam’s spin on the phrase “bat cleanup”. Batting “cleanup” is baseball terminology, or maybe even common knowledge, that means to clean up a mess, or fix the situation.
The Futuristic Main Titles

The Futuristic Main Titles

Act One

  •  Tom Green Voice: “Congrats! Your bum will very soon be on your very own Swedish massage chair.”
    • Tom Green has always been a fan of the word “bum”…and “Swedish”. Don’t believe me? Watch this.
  • Ders: “And another one of our commission checks stuffed into the pockets of Tina’s real comfortable, cyber Wranglers.”
  • Blake: “Just face it. Tom Green is Freddy got finger rapin’ us all day.”
  • Blake: “Check it out…that huff, huff, huffy white heat.”
    • Huffing: Inhaling volatile substances for their intoxicating effect.
    • Do NOT try this at home. Seriously. To many kids have died.
  • Blake: “Alice? Please. I haven’t even lived yet. Alright? I didn’t even get to try Carl’s Jr. Criss-Cut Fries.
    • A type of french fries from Carl’s Jr.
  • Ders: “I understand that Tina is what’s best for T.A.C. and I’m ready. I’m ready to become…an oriental.”
    • An “oriental” is a politically incorrect term for an Asian person.
  • Adam: “Where are we gonna go Blake?”
  • Blake: “I dont know. Lets freakin’ Fievel it. Let’s go West.”
  • Adam: “To the ocean? Yeah. Right. I’m not an ocean dog. I’m a city cat.
  • Adam: “Let’s head East to the Heartland.”
    • The “Heartland” of the U.S. is the Midwest.
  • Blake: “Hey Adam, what comes after L? Bo.”
    • The letter M? No…el-bow.
Transition 1: Act One-Act Two

Transition 1: Act One-Act Two

Act Two

  •  Adam: “So once we get to Vegas, I’m think about doing a Cirque du Soleil show based on the music of Nelly. If Murphy Lee and the Saint Luniticks want to be involved that’s fine…”
    • Cirque du Soleil: A Canadian entertainment company. A “dramatic mix of circus arts and street entertainment.”
    • Nelly: An American Grammy Award-winning hip hop recording artist.
    • Murphy Lee: A Grammy Award-winning American rapper
    • St. Lunatics: A hip hop group from St. Louis, Missouri, formed in 1995.
  • Adam: “Do you have Air Force 1’s? Cause you’re gonna need those.”
  • Blake: “Umm, I have G-Unit Sneakers.”
  • Blake: “No, wait! He’s not an oriental yet. Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s an oriental by his eyes.”
    • A clever, almost unnoticeable, joke hinting towards the low eyes of Asian people
  • Adam: “Oh my God it’s a tapeworm!”
    • Tapeworm: A parasitic flatworm that live in the digestive tract of vertebrates as adults.
  • Blake: “Boy! Yikes! Yep, you’re gonna have a case of the hemmies after this one.”
  • Adam: “Fissures and hemmies. You might never poop again dude.”
    • Hemmies: A nickname for hemorrhoids. Yuck.
    • Fissure: A groove, natural division, deep furrow, elongated cleft, or tear in various parts of the body.
  • (Alice reads the note): “That was loose butthole.”
    • “Loose butthole” means that something wasn’t cool. The dudes coined the phrase “tight buttonhole” in Season 1 to describe things that were “gnar” (appropriate to this episode).
Transition 2: Act Two-Act Three

Transition 2: Act Two-Act Three

Act Three

  •  Adam: “Hey. Have you guys seen Kill Bill?”
    • Bill is the name of their co-worker. Kill Bill is a two-part 2003–2004 action/thriller film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
  • Ders: “Think of RoboCop. Right? He would have those flashbacks…”
    • RoboCop: a 1987 American science fiction action film.
    • A new Robocop movie is scheduled to release in 2014.
  •  Blake“It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta Mike Rowe it.”
    • The original quote “It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it” comes from the song “We Care A Lot” by Faith No More. The song is also the theme song for the show “Dirty Jobs” on the Discovery Channel hosted by Mike Rowe.
  • Ders: “Oh! I gotta get a GIF of this!”
    • A GIF is a form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.
    • Graphics Interchange Format
    • The GIF from the episode.
  •  Blake“Damn. Jillian’s a fembot”
    • A fembot is the term for a female-robot coined in the Austin Powers films.
  • Blake: “Guys. The xerox machine.”
  • Adam: “Copy that.
    • Xerox: A type of photocopier. 
Transition 3: Act Three-Act Four

Transition 3: Act Three-Act Four

Act Four

  •  Cyborg Tom Green“My bum is one the cheese. My bum is one the cheese.”
    • “My bum is one the cheese” is a lyric from the “The Bum Bum Song” that was featured on “The Tom Green Show”. You can watch the music video here. The quote is at 0:55.
  • Blake: “Try the come hither motion.”
    • Probably the most graphic quote from the episode. Blake telling Adam to try the “come hither” motion which is a technique used when trying to “pleasure” a girl’s G-spot.
    • No links in this explanation. You can look it up yourself.

“The Future is Gnar” Review

Season 3, Episode 20: “The Future is Gnar” (Season Finale)

Aired: March 20, 2013 (Wednesday, 10pm)

"The Future is Gnar " Screenshot

“The Future is Gnar ” Screenshot

The season 3 finale takes us to the future, 2014 to be exact, and it isn’t looking good for the dudes. Ders is literally “butthurt”, Alice is decapitated, and Adam finally gets some action from a woman…well, kind of. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s flash forward and see what 2014 is all about for the dudes:

Cold Open

Alice was the office gathered in the conference room and informs everyone of the new device that TelAmericorp will be using. A device (T.I.N.A.) using a celebrity voice (Tom Greene) will have 2 chances to sell to the caller and if that doesn’t work then the normal telemarketers will finish the call. But Blake doesn’t like this. Not at all. Technology is going to take over he says! We cut to the year 2014 and see Adam, Blake, and Ders locked inside their cubicle cage surrounded by a futuristic setting of cyborgs and destruction. Then cut to the main titles that have been edited. It’s a new “futuristic” and robotic look. This is the second time the main title sequence has been edited. The first was in the episode “Flashback in the Day” where Vanessa Carlton’s “1,000 Miles” plays in the background instead of the normal music.

The Futuristic Main Titles

The Futuristic Main Titles

Act One

The office kind of looks like what the guys did to the old office in the episode “Fat Cuz” but not quite the crazy. We learn that employees are going through “orientation” and Ders is the first to be strapped to the table. After Adam and Blake do some huffing, they use the can to freeze the lock and break free out of the cage. The see Jet Set and Jillian who are locked up as well but there’s not time to set them free so Jet Set gives them his precious yo-yo as a memorable gift.

Blake and Adam's Huffing Comes in Handy

Blake and Adam’s Huffing Comes in Handy

Act Two

Adam and Blake run free and try to find Ders but stumble on the room that controls the office. Inside is T.I.N.A. (Telecom Intelligence Negotiating Algorithm) that controls the cyborgs, but the only was inside is to use the key on Alice’s collar. Meanwhile Ders is forced to swallow a probe and Adam and Blake come to his rescue right before a spork takes out his eyes. Blake throws the yo-yo to stop the machine and Adam threats Alice and her the cyborg Montez and Waymond with a huge cutting object so they can’t interfere with their escape. As the run away, Alice decides not to chase after them because she’s in heels, so instead she will turn on the tracker inside the probe and will guide Montez and Waymond to them. Adam, Blake, and Ders find a safe spot and try to get the probe out of his body. How you ask? Ders begins by pulling it out of his but and then Blake finishes the process and the probe is a giant anal bead! Talk about being butthurt. To throw Alice off their track, they send the probe through a tube that leads right to her office.

Blake pulls out Ders' probe "beads"

Blake pulls out Ders’ Probe “Beads”

Act Three

Adam, Blake and Ders only have one door left until their escape but it is being guarded by a cyborg Bill. Since Adam doesn’t understand that cyborgs are still part human, he kills Bill while making some jokes about  the movie. Once they are outside, the dudes hear that Jillian and Jet Set are about to be put through orientation. What should they do? Go save them? Adam decides that they should bolt to Las Vegas and runs to try to climb the fence. But its electrified. He can’t break his hold so Blake runs to pull him off but he’s being electrocuted as well. Man that would make a great GIF. And that exactly what Ders did right before doing the smart thing and using a slab of wood to set them free. The they run back inside to to only find that Jillian and Jet Set are already cyborgs. Damn. Now they have to find Alice and put an end to all of this! But first they go through a fight sequence with the cyborg versions of Jillian, Jet Set, Waymond, and Montez. Then they bust through the door with dramatic music to find Alice eating a sandwich. This intense moment needed some comic relief. Many it was a $5 foot long from Subway. To bad it’s not Febru-any anymore.

Ders Makes a Funny GIF

Ders Makes a Funny GIF

Act Four

Alice summons a cyborg Tom Greene to kill the guys. But she’s to confident about her control. He cuts off her head instead and then runs after the guys. They pick up Alice’s head and then throw it at the mainframe door and lock themselves inside with T.I.N.A. to get away from Tom Greene. Adam approaches T.I.N.A. and fists the machine like an hardcore porn star to override the system. He “finishes” T.I.N.A. right before Tom Greene kills them all and all the cyborgs are returned to their human state with no recollection of the past. So the guys convince Tom Greene that they were all childhood friends. That’s pretty cool.

Cyber Tom Green Doesn't Like Alice Either

Cyber Tom Green Doesn’t Like Alice Either

Cut back to the conference room from the beginning of the episode. We learn that everything we watched in this episode was a depiction of Blake’s story of what would happen if they allow this T.I.N.A. machine to start making calls for them. Alice thinks Blake is an idiot, like she doesn’t do that already, and tells them that this is only a pilot program and they won’t start it until next year. Whoa, thank goodness. They will probably all be dead by then anyways. What a relief. Then as they all get up to leave the conference room, Jillian begins to choke and can’t stop coughing. Blake runs to her a lays her down on the table and orders for someone to call an ambulance. Then a cyborg Waymond head pops out of her stomach and everyone in the office is in a panic!

Adam Gets Some Play with T.I.N.A.

Adam Gets Some Play with T.I.N.A.

Cut back to the original conference setting again. Blake is still telling his story. Alice says, “God Blake. Do you ever shut up?”

Blake Finishes His Story

Blake Finishes His Story

Cut to the end credits. “Nice!”, Dog snorts, Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah.

Be sure to stick around for season 4 coming soon!