Season 2 Bumper Poster

Interested in seeing all those quick transitions that are before and after commercial breaks? You’ve come to the right place. After some research and asking questions, I have figured out that these Act In/Out Transitions are called Bumpers. So without further delay, enjoy all the bumpers from Season 2.

Warning: Very Large File

Dimensions: 3600 x 3370

Width: 48 inches (4 ft)

Height: 44.93 inches (3.74 ft)

Size: 16.1 MB

All Season 2 Bumpers

All Season 2 Bumpers

Season 1 Bumper Poster

Interested in seeing all those quick transitions that are before and after commercial breaks? You’ve come to the right place. After some research and asking questions, I have figured out that these Act In/Out Transitions are called Bumpers. So without further delay, enjoy all the bumpers from Season 1.

Warning: Very Large File

Dimensions: 3600 x 3370

Width: 48 inches (4 ft)

Height: 44.93 inches (3.74 ft)

Size: 16.3 MB

All Season 1 Bumpers

All Season 1 Bumpers

Inside The Jokes: “Piss & S**t”

Pilot (Season 1, Episode 1)

This post is breaking down the jokes in this episode that you might not have understood or missed.

Cold Open

Act One

  • Blake: “Hey, look who it is. It’s Dick-tan-bay Mutombo.”
  • Adam: “Look who it is. Your dick is so tan bro!”
    • Dikembe Mutombo: A former NBA player who retired in 2009. He is now blocking shots in a Geico commercial.

  • Adam: “You don’t have to worry about us because we are straight as arrows. We should be in quivers ’cause we’re straight like…as arrow..we should…we’re archers.”
    • Quiver: A portable case for holding arrows. Select you quiver style here.
  • Robby: “I’m a professional. I’m a freakin’ bloodhound, and I can see the signs. The glazed eyes, the ridiculous J crew outfit, and you…”
    • J Crew: The highest quality men’s and women’s clothing store

Act Two

  • Blake: “I found this stuff called Niacin. It’s suppose to flush the toxins out of your system.”
    • Niacin: A vitamin that lowers cholesterol and lowers the risk of heart disease. Also, may help you pass a drug test.
Blake Researches Niacin

Blake Researches Niacin

  • Adam: “I could start a fire, burn this place down.”
    • A reference to the movie “Office Space” where the office is burnt to the ground to solve the worker’s issue.

Act Three

Act Four

  • Alice: “Every employee has tested positive for the following: marijuana, MDMA, PCP, HGH, Lipitor, Adderall, DayQuil, NyQuil. Why would anyone take both? Nitrous Oxide, Benzedrine, Valtrex, Flomax, Cialis, and birth control”
    • Marijuana: Psychoactive drug and medicine from the Cannabis plant
    • MDMA: “Ecstacy”, “E”, “X”, Pure form: “Molly”
    • PCP: “Angel Dust” Dissociative drug
    • HGH: Human Growth Hormone
    • Lipitor: Drug used for lowering blood cholesterol
    • Adderall: Used for ADHD
    • DayQuil: Relieves symptoms of the common cold and flu
    • NyQuil: Relieves symptoms of the common cold
    • Nitrous Oxide: “Laughing Gas”
    • Benzedrine: “Bennies” Can cause a euphoric stimulant effect
    • Valtrex: Used to manage herpes
    • Flomax: Treatment for difficult urination
    • Cialis: Treats erectile dysfunction
    • Birth Control: Pill taken to prevent pregnancy

Inside The Jokes: “The Business Trip”

This post is breaking down the jokes in this episode that you might not have understood or missed.

Ders does a little "Hype Williams"

Ders does a little “Hype Williams”

Cold Open 

  • Ders: “Before we get into that though, we got that surprise. Check it out. A little bit of Hype Williams!”

Act One

  • Ders: “It’s kind of a big deal for me. It’s my first business trip. Right? I’m like Steve Martin in that John Candy movie.”
  • Adam: “I thought you wanted to be like Steve Jobs and do a bunch of acid with us.”
  • Ders: “Oh. This thing? Hammacher Schlemmer…Also I got a GoJo if you want to borrow it for the ride home. ”
    • Hammacher Schlemmer: Retailer and mail order dealer.
    • GoJo: The only practical way to talk on your phone hands-free. Besides bluetooth…
Ders and his gadgets

Ders and his gadgets

  • Alice: “Yeah. She just got cornered by a couple of real knuckle draggers.”
    • Knuckle Draggers: Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.
  • Blake: “Fire! Fire! Fire!”

Act Two

  • Blake: “Yeah don’t worry. I played a lot of Area 51.”
    • Area 51: A first-person shooter survival video game based set in the mysterious Area 51 of southern Nevada.
  • Gale: “It’s unreal. All I can hear is the soundtrack from Drive…
    • Drive: A 2011 movie starring Ryan Gosling who is a Hollywood stunt performer who moonlights as a getaway driver. Trailer here.
  • Ders: “My trip is the same as yours. Crazy music, Tron soundtrack, Daft Punk just bouncing around in my head…”
    • Tron:A 2010 action science fiction film
    • Daft Punk: An electronic music group consisting of two French musicians. They were the DJ’s in the “Tron: Legacy” film.
"Daft Punk in my head"

“Daft Punk bouncing around in my head”

  • Alice: “Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson’s sisters?”
  • Adam: “Sorry it didn’t work out even though you had a decent size d**k, you don’t have moves like Jagger.”
    • Referring to Mick Jagger’s dance moves. (Lead singer from The Rolling Stones).
    • Also the song “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5.

Act Three

  • Blake: “You know I always thought God would be a slob like one of us. Not a busty little desk clerk. More of a stranger on the bus type. Ya know?”
    • Blake is using lyrics’s from Joan Osborne’s single “One of Us.”
    • “What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home.”
  • Adam: “You are really light by the way. Like child solider skinny. I could carry you into war Kony style”
    • Kony 2012: The  “Stop Kony” movement was to make African cult and militia leader, indicted war criminal and the International Criminal Court fugitive Joseph Kony globally known in order to have him arrested by the end of 2012.
Light

Alice is “child-soldier skinny”.

Act Four

“Booger Nights” Re-Run

Adam, Blake, & Ders Roast Bill

Adam, Blake, & Ders Roast Bill

What are the brahjes and brahjets suppose to do now that season 3 is over? Last night was the first Wednesday @ 10 that we haven’t been able to catch a new episode, but luckily Adam, Blake, and Ders have still found there place in the Wednesday @ 10 time slot. Last night Comedy Central aired the Season 3B (the second half of the season, Ep. 11) opener “Booger Nights”. So in honor of the the forever memorable sip the tip/Bill’s gun rage episode, I’ll post some fun info about the episode. S’ko:

The episode title, “Booger Nights” stems from the original movie “Boogie Nights“. The movie follows  a nightclub dishwasher as he rises to fame in the pornog industry. Classy I know.

Adam, Blake, and Ders dress up as characters from 3 movies, actually all starring Mike Myers, so I will hook you up with some knowledge:

Ders – Austin Powers

Anders as "Austin Powers"

Anders as “Austin Powers”

Blake – Wayne Campbell

Blake as Wayne Campbell from "Wayne's World"

Blake as Wayne Campbell from “Wayne’s World”

Adam – Maurice Pitka

Adam as Maurice Pitka from "The Love Guru"

Adam as Maurice Pitka from “The Love Guru”

Now do you understand the episode a little more? Isn’t it a little bit funnier? No? Then I guess you really are a fan of some funny movies. Good for you!

And if you didn’t like this post…well then…that’s a chop.

Season 3 DVD Release

Season 3 has come to an end after 20 episodes and will be available on DVD & Blu-ray June 18th! Be sure to pick up your copy. Don’t use the internet for the wrong reasons like “beiberhole69“. At almost $1 an episode, downloading would be so loose butthole. But don’t act on that phrase literally…like Topher…